TV Producer Thrives on Tabloid Sleaze

Joseph Mallozzi, executive television producer and writer, foodie, super villian, voracious reader, spam destroyer, and dog owner, has a very successful daily blog on Wordpress. A couple of days ago, he wrote about how the use of tabloid-style blog titles could raise hits. His blog titles so far have been very amusing:

Major Hollywood Star Attacked by Rabid Turtles

and

Ballroom Dancing Linked to Mad Cow Disease

I've decided to give it a try - just for fun! The cool part is that my titles will actually relate to my blog posts, so my dear readers never have to feel cheated.